Monday, March 29, 2010

Paul is my Hero....Is he yours? Read and see!

This is my mild mannered son Paul, looking all gentle and non chalant.  He just turned 30, as if that's possible!, and works as an Insurance Adjuster which is good cover! But I have been suspicious for many years about his "alter self" a mother just knows these things.  Like the many nights he supposedly "stayed up" playing World Warcraft...now how would it be humanly possible to engage in that much cyber gaming? Or the total perfection of his own earthly life...the great grades...the wise decisions...the financial wit, and romantic, bull's eye choice in a wife?  How could this be...It's certainly not from my great training!  There had to be another cause...something bigger than me, and bigger than Paul....and that would be Dad. but i'm not sure if Paul is bigger than Dad unless he put Mother on his shoulders....which has just brought me a very scarey image...okay image gone! You know that this is the time for revelations...It was at the age of 30 that Jesus started his ministry...unfortunately he was crucified by age 33...but his ministry has become a  worlwide mission. Jesus' first miracle was to turn water into wine at a wedding ceremony on the request of his mother, and the water became the best wine of the night.

Paul on the other hand was in Nevada this past week and had the unusual experience of being near a Nevada zoo that had a Giant Gorilla. running free...not to be slow to act, Jacquie and Paul rented a heliocopter to chase the fleeing animal through the rough terrain of the valley below.  Finally it looked as though Paul would have to reveal his true identity.  They landed a few miles back in the Grand Canyon  whereupon the gorilla charged them, time was runnin out until....

"Golden Boy" reached into his shirt and pulled out a gold medal from the 2010 winter games, and stuck the gorilla down with a single blow.  The Gorilla was stunned, but the Park rangers were able to sedate him with copious amounts of White Russians which they found in the heliocopter (?).  Thanks to the awesome award winning photography of Gordon Gamble this moment will be  forever treasured in our hearts....I am so proud!
God Bless You both

2 comments:

Angela said...

Yeah Yeah ...but did he win any money!!!!!!

Paul said...

Awww.. thanks.

It just means I live an extremely tame and boring life though. =p